This episode features late celebrity guest host Alan Thicke. Galaxy Gas! The prank calls are as follows:
[3:57] Big Fat Don of International Event Machines tries to re-rent the “Big Machine”
[7:52] Big Fat Don is trying to rent big machines for his upcoming event, but Elizabeth has no suggestions
[13:14] Eddie needs a wheelchair that will be compatible with the stairs in his home as he has been medically diagnosed as a “Big Fat Fuck”
[18:42] Eddie is still trying to find a new wheelchair; he gets transferred to speak with 3 different employees. Jeff is not amused by his whacky antics and isn’t familiar with his Doctor, Nick Riviera.
[27:32] Big Fat Don unintentionally helps Nappo fix some shit on his shitty event rental website.
[28:56] Big Fat Don cannot get the rented coffee machines to go, and the lady at the event rental place doesn’t help much. She is shocked by his distaste for assembling dance floors. She enjoys talking too much.
[36:45] Eddie talks to Kevin about getting a stair compatible wheelchair, but Kevin is stupid and doesn’t understand how VOIP phone systems work. The sweet woman who picks up when we call back thinks the whole situation is hilarious.
[40:04] Eddie is desperate to get a stair compatible wheelchair installed and is excited by the prospect of a stair technician coming to his home. The company sales rep is so eager to get his credit card information down that she ignores his bizarre vocal ticks.
[48:51] Don, the CEO of International Car Machines does some day drinking and calls Kars4Kids to see why they are giving automobiles to children who cannot legally drive.
[55:34] Big Fat Don calls the owner of another event rental company to tell them to “get their shit out of here!” He’s got a lot of shit he’s gotta do.
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